Song - Just Dance

We realise here at Beyewatch that there hasn't been as many songs as you would like. We've all got to take a little responsibility but it's no surprise the creative juices aren't flowing since we're all so nervous about the 'R' word. Shearer's begging for an atmosphere on Monday, let's make it special by singing a new Habib Beye song. It doesn't (and isn't likely) to be this one but try any from the collection. Do it singing corner, do it. We dare you!

I threw aside the writers block to come up with this chorus and two verses: To the tune of Lady GaGa's hit 'Just Dance'

"We've had a little bit to much,
All of their forwards start to rush, start to rush by.
Their winger does a dance, let's hope they miss their chance.
Where's our defence? Have they gone home?

What's, going on with our back four?
I love this defence baby, but we need some points on the board.
Habib Beye, Oh Habib please save our club!
It's too much pressure, make it alright, alright.

Back pass, it'll be ok, da da doo-doo-mmm
Offside, up steps Habib Beye, da da doo-doo-mmm
Defence, gonna be okay, d-d-d-defence,
Defence, defence, just, d-d-defence.

Wish Habib would just score a goal, oh, oh, oh-oh
Just turn his marker inside out, inside, outside, Beye.
Turn as the cross comes in, salmon leap, head it in.
We're getting all three points tonight, oh, oh, oh-oh.

What's, going on with our back four?
I love this defence baby, but we need some points on the board.
Habib Beye, Oh Habib please save our club!
It's too much pressure, make it alright, alright.

Back pass, it'll be ok, da da doo-doo-mmm
Offside, up steps Habib Beye, da da doo-doo-mmm
Defence, gonna be okay, d-d-d-defence,
Defence, defence, just, d-d-defence."