Song - I just called to say I love you

So, Beyewatch's number 1 correspondent, BigPerm does it again. No video this time but Ernie was recently a contestant on ITV's 'Golden Balls' and met Jasper Carrot! Don't ask us the result, Ern's not allowed to say but since he's been buying chicken fajitas for a quick lunchtime snack today at Cafe Neon, we can only assume he's now minted! Not backwards in coming forwards (but definitely backwards in most other ways) BigPerm got talking to JC on set. JC ended up dubbing him with the nickname 'Tits' and revealed that he had himself seen www.beyewatch.co.uk. When asked to provide a song JC simply offered

"How about I just called to say Habib Beye?"

With only those few words to go on from Ernie, we assume that JC meant the Stevie Wonder hit 'I just called to say I love you'... any offers for the following lines? Add a comment or send them in to songs@beyewatch.co.uk