Chelsea (a)

The Beyewatch boys have chosen an excellent weekend for their latest cultural excursion. As the lads will be doing us proud in their almost inevitable defeat to the blues, the whole Beyewatch team (minus big Perm and plus some ageing teacher guy) will be setting York on fire like an unofficial turning on of the Christmas lights.

Cork was our last jaunt away, and the birthplace of Beyewatch a little bit like what Bethlehem is to Jesus. And as we travel that dusty road from Newcastle and various other UK destinations, we are all well aware of the fate which awaits us come Sunday morning; The memory of ejection from various inns, following stars in the hope it will return us to the B&B, and the inevitability in one of the group riding a donkey!

As we dilute the agony with alcohol, Habib and co will attempt to secure our first win at the bridge in 22 years (to the day I believe). Little Mickey is expected to return to the first team, however who he will replace remains to be seen and Guthrie will no doubt come in for the injured Barton. If we sneak a draw it will be more of a miracle than the day the prodigal son was born…. Not Jesus, Habib Beye man!

Beyewatch Prediction: Total Carnage
After a week off Newcastle based mystic Dean 'Midas' Maynard returns saying 3 -1 to Chelsea.

Update: Chelsea Clinton (pictured), would you??? ask me again on Saturday night