Song - Bohemian Rhapsody

A gargantuan effort by Nathan, Jamie and Patrick of Newcastle. We don't usually like the long ones (see previous post on how to 'Beye' a song) but this obviously took so much work it's worth publishing in full. A special song for Habib's birthday and return to the Toon's back four! Here goes....

Queen – Beyehemian Rhapsody

"Is this Habib Beye?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a poor team,
No escape to a victory,
Open your eyes,
Sack Dennis Wise and see
Were just a poor team, Beye needs some quality,
Because he’s left footed, right footed,
With a pen, with his head,
Any way the Beye scores, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me.

Habib, just skinned a man,
Put the ball between his legs,
Ran round him left him for dead.
Habibs game has just begun,
But Cacapa’s gone and thrown it all away.

Habib!!! Oooohh!!!
Didn’t mean to make us lose,
If he’s at the back again this time the next game,
Just carry on, carry on, cos we all love you Habib.

Habib, your time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Cos I’m sure you’ll be just fine.
Goodbye, Steven Carr, you’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you far behind where you belong.

Habib!!! Oooohh!!! (anywhere the ball goes)
I’m not gunna lie,
I sometimes wish that you had been bought before.

I see a little overweight Irish man,
Steven Carr, Steven Carr will you lose a few pounds now.
Oba’s quick as lightning, very very frightening me.
Habib Beyo, Habib Beyo,
Habib Beyo, Habib Beyo
Habib Beyo finisho-magnifico.

But we’re just a poor team, nobody buys us,
He’s just a right-back from a poor country,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Ashley in, the window, please don’t let him go,
Like Milner, no, we will not let him go – let him go
Like Milner, we will not let him go – let him go
Like Milner, we will not let him go – let him go
We will not let him go – let him go
We will not let him go – let him go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Habib Beya, Habib Beya, Habib Beya, please don’t go
Sam Allardyce, bought a player for the captaincy, for me, for me.

So you think you can skin him and whip in a cross,
I don’t think you will beat him ‘cos he is the boss.
Oooohh Beye!!! Can’t do this to Beye!!!
He’ll knock you out, he’ll knock you right out of here.

Habib really matters,
Everyone can see,
Habib really matters, Habib really matters,
To me

Anywhere the ball goes…"