Song - I don't like Mondays

A whole song.... Ordinarily we wouldn't entertain it but these are special times. Here's James Willows-Chamberlin version of the Boomtown Rats' 'I Don't Like Mondays'. It's not a Beye song so we'll let it slide....

"Hear the cry of fans young and old
As King Kev hits the road
And nobody's gonna train today
Cos Keegan's been sent home
And the fans don't understand it,
Can't believe this news that they're being told.
They can see
No reasons
'cause there are
No reasons
What reason do you need to want to keep Owen?

Tell me why,
I don't like Ashley
Tell me why,
I don't like Ashley
Tell me why,
I don't like Ashley
I want to shoot the fat cat down

Sky Sports News gives us no clues
As rumours spread across the world
And the players feel so shocked
Barton's world is rocked
And his thoughts turn to the disciplinary panel.
Did Mike drop us in it by trying to sell Owen last minute?
The Toon army plan to vote with their feet
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need, oh-h-h

Tell me why, I don't like Ashley (x3)
I want to shoot the fat cat down
Clown, clown, Ashley's a clown.

And all the playing's stopped on the training ground now
As we wait for a NUFC statement awhile
And the board's all meeting and soon we'll be learning
That Kev is no longer the Messiah
And then the Mackems cackle
And Owen tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to hate Wise, wise, why's he here

Hear the cry of fans young and old
As King Kev hits the road
And nobody's gonna train today
Cos Keegan's been sent home
And the fans don't understand it,
Can't believe this news that they're being told.
They can see
No reasons
'cause there are
No reasons
What reason do you need to want to keep Owen?

Tell me why, I don't like Ashley (x3)
I want to shoot the fat cat down
i wanna shoot, oooo-ooo-ooot,
the... fat... cat... down."

JWC mentions that the word cat could be substituted for a stronger term, but since our team lacks decent substitutes and kids might be reading he thought he'd leave it. Bravo