We're receiving regular anti-Ashley/Wise and goodbye Keegan songs so we thought we'd keep a post dedicated just to these songs so that they don't interfere with the Habib Beye insprired songs (the real purpose of the site). Feel free to add any new songs as comments....
'American Pie' - Don McLean
"Bye Bye Llambias, Ashley and Wise** Update ** Check out the comments for additional songs such as 'Rehab', 'I don't like Mondays' and 'The Hokey Cokey'
You are the three people that the Geordies despise
Good old Keegan couldn't cope with your lies...
Singing this could be the day the toon dies
Singing this could be the day the toon dies"
3 comments:
Amy Winehouse - 'Rehab'
"They tried to give us Wise and Poyet and we said - No, No, No!"
To be sung to the tune of the Boomtown Rats' I Don't Like Mondays.
Hear the cry of fans young and old
As King Kev hits the road
And nobody's gonna train today
Cos Keegan's been sent home
And the fans don't understand it,
Can't believe this news that they're being told.
They can see
No reasons
'cause there are
No reasons
What reason do you need to want to keep Owen?
Tell me why
I don't like Ashley
tell me why
I don't like Ashley
tell me why
I don't like Ashley
I want to shoot the fat cat down
Sky Sports News gives us no clues
As rumours spread across the world
And the players feel so shocked
Barton's world is rocked
And his thoughts turn to the disciplinary panel.
Did Mike drop us in it by trying to sell Owen last minute?
The Toon army plan to vote with their feet
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need, oh-h-h
Tell me why
I don't like Ashley
tell me why
I don't like Ashley
tell me why
I don't like Ashley
I want to shoot the fat cat down
Clown, clown, Ashley's a clown.
And all the playing's stopped on the training ground now
As we wait for a NUFC statement awhile
And the board's all meeting and soon we'll be learning
That Kev is no longer the Messiah
And then the Mackems cackle
And Owen tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to hate Wise, wise, why's he here
Hear the cry of fans young and old
As King Kev hits the road
And nobody's gonna train today
Cos Keegan's been sent home
And the fans don't understand it,
Can't believe this news that they're being told.
They can see
No reasons
'cause there are
No reasons
What reason do you need to want to keep Owen?
Tell me why
I don't like Ashley
tell me why
I don't like Ashley
tell me why
I don't like Ashley
I want to shoot the fat cat down
i wanna shoot, oooo-ooo-ooot,
the... fat... cat... down.
Please note the word cat could be substituted for a stronger term, but since our team lacks decent substitutes and kids might be reading I thought I'd leave it ;)
So , what you reckon, Christmas No. 1? :)
By NewcastleFan89 on 606
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A40473560
To the Hokey Cokey...
You put King Kev in,
King Kev out,
In, out, in, out, you mess the fans about
You miss the transfer deadline there's no WOW's around
That's what you're all about
Oh, we all hate Mike Ashley
Oh, we all hate Mike Ashley
Oh, we all hate Mike Ashley
Kev out, Wise in, what a farce!
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